Friday, July 13, 2007

Of Colas and Peptic Ulcers.....

There used to be a time when the very sight of vegetables like baingan, tinda, lauki etc. bestowed upon my face a very peculiar expression, which according to my mom, was a mix of contempt, loathing, and downright disgust. I mean dinner used to involve laborious debating on taste vs health, where I was the only proponent for the former. The only two acceptable items as far as I was concerned were aloo and paneer, period. Look at it this way, can shopping for grocery get any simpler, thank you. Of course, now, after having been subjected to the vagaries of hostel food over a longish period of time, I have started eating everything. In fact, baingan ka bharta is now a personal favourite, and can be classified as comfort food. The reason behind this elaborate discourse on the gradual change in my eating habits was to highlight the expression mentioned in line one. Come to think of it, I was quite sure that it was a thing of the past and will not present itself again in its hideous glory. Guess what. I was wrong.

Enter the latest series of ad films by cola giant Pepsi. Not only is the expression back on my face, it now also involves the use of my fingers to plug my ears. I’m sure you will get my drift if you have been subjected to the first film in the series where a guy plays this really irritating song. The other films in the campaign are slightly better than the first but then relativity as a concept was invented to make the drab look divine. If there is a thought behind the series then it is definitely too much for my single-digit IQ to comprehend……and what the hell does “WHATTA TOP KA….” mean, will somebody explain!!

For an undifferentiated product like cola, the best hope for the advertiser is to build an affinity for the brand through feel-good advertising. Here’s a reality check for the mandarins at Pepsi’s Gurgaon HQ, “IT AIN’T HAPPENING”. I don’t know who is to blame here between agency and client but for the time being at least, its Thanda Matlab Coca Cola for yours truly.

PS - The brand name Pepsi comes from "Peptic Ulcers", which the original drink was intended to cure......The irony of life........Its now responsible for giving ulcers to people :)

2 comments:

Vinny said...

hey comeon dude .. at the end of the day the ad does still stick to your head .. no matter what .. you cant shake it off ... its more like the devil of onida .. onida's horny guy was something everyone loved to hate .. but for the ad firm .. it was good .. the pepsi ad does achieve the same right?

also, i do agree .. it is irritating .. but if you want to enjoy the ad.. just map apna gurani on the guy in the ad .. trust me you will start liking the ad then :)

shailu said...

hmm the ending of this particular post was striking. but whatever u said in the beginning i said holds true for anyone who ever experienced hostel life.